Sinwegzod is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, almighty dingo.

Sinwegzod created an atom seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinwegzod, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sinwegzod, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Sinwegzod's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Sinwegzod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about nuts.

2. Never eat cherries.

3. Never think ill of sick eagles.

4. Run away from pink monkeys, for they are unholy.

5. Hide if five rats approach from the east.