Mabshavdibgab is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, all-powerful parrot.

Mabshavdibgab created the planet Venus nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabshavdibgab, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Mabshavdibgab, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Mabshavdibgab's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Mabshavdibgab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed rice to otters while wearing rings.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always help mice in need.

4. Never go into indigo rooms.

5. Do not shave your feet.