Mobsidgab is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, slow duck.

Mobsidgab created silver five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobsidgab, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mobsidgab, it will ignore you.

Mobsidgab's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Mobsidgab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never eat strawberries.

3. Always look after injured whales.

4. Hide if eight doves approach from the west.

5. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Mobsidgab in the centre of the settlement.