Fedbessged is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, egotistical monkey.

Fedbessged created bats eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedbessged, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fedbessged, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Fedbessged's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Fedbessged's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Never mention foxes.