Cattomrapbog is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, confident hare.

Cattomrapbog created matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Cattomrapbog, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cattomrapbog, it will send you a sign.

Cattomrapbog's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Cattomrapbog's Holy Commandments

1. Cattomrapbog must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Cattomrapbog loves horses, so they must be respected.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Do not eat tomatoes.

5. Retreat if five mice approach from the west.