Govrowyam is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, bad-tempered lion.

Govrowyam created the Cigar Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Govrowyam, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Govrowyam, he will manifest in front of you.

Govrowyam's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Govrowyam's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never eat bark.