Wanzedgep is a god.

It takes the form of a large, smart dingo.

Wanzedgep created the cosmos four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanzedgep, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wanzedgep, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Wanzedgep's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Wanzedgep's Holy Commandments

1. Learn eight new languages a year.

2. Never mention pigs.

3. Put Wanzedgep first in all things.

4. Never think about quantum gravity.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in black.