Wegvagdut is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, self-assured weasel.

Wegvagdut created the Whirlpool Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegvagdut, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wegvagdut, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Wegvagdut's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Wegvagdut's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from white voles for they are unholy.

2. Wegvagdut must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never talk about grasshopers.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Respect your elders.