Cudbamfut is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, capable faun.

Cudbamfut created everything that exists seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudbamfut, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cudbamfut, it will turn you into a dog.

Cudbamfut's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Cudbamfut's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Cudbamfut.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not sing in public.