Lablatnul is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omniscient warg.

Lablatnul created gold two million years ago.

If you believe in Lablatnul, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lablatnul, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Lablatnul's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Lablatnul's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Lablatnul.

2. Never talk about dark matter.

3. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Lablatnul in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always look after injured pigs.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.