Kanrenstaf is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, kind hamster.

Kanrenstaf created Africa eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Kanrenstaf, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kanrenstaf, it will turn you into a snail.

Kanrenstaf's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Kanrenstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near tapirs.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. Do not take Kanrenstaf's name in vain.

5. Do not wear pink clothing.