Sidfodrow is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, contented naga.

Sidfodrow created matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sidfodrow, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sidfodrow, it will be mildly annoyed.

Sidfodrow's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Sidfodrow's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sidfodrow.

2. You must never eat peas.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never talk about spacetime near rats while wearing blue corsets.