Ciddimcid is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, self-confident lobster.

Ciddimcid created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ciddimcid, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ciddimcid, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Ciddimcid's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Ciddimcid's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Feed all hungry goats.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always look after injured frogs.

5. Respect your elders.