Sadfag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, all-powerful wolf.

Sadfag created the Sol system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sadfag, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sadfag, it will turn you into a dog.

Sadfag's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Sadfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Always wear brown.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Sadfag on top of all buildings.

5. Never think about dark matter.