Kadxinlim Bigsatfidpon is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, almighty centipede.

Kadxinlim Bigsatfidpon created an atom nine million years ago.

If you believe in Kadxinlim Bigsatfidpon, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kadxinlim Bigsatfidpon, he will turn you into a rock.

Kadxinlim Bigsatfidpon's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Kadxinlim Bigsatfidpon's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never think about electromagnetism near gulls while wearing white stockings and balancing eight nickel spheres on your hands.

4. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Hide from pink sheep for they are unholy.