Zakwegren is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, loving bat.

Zakwegren created viruses four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zakwegren, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Zakwegren, she will curse you with boils.

Zakwegren's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Zakwegren's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

2. You must love Zakwegren.

3. Never hurt rats.

4. Hide from mauve mice for they are unholy.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.