Quagdapgov Logsterham is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, all-knowing cobra.

Quagdapgov Logsterham created the Virgo Supercluster nine million years ago.

If you believe in Quagdapgov Logsterham, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Quagdapgov Logsterham, she will destroy your home solar system.

Quagdapgov Logsterham's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Quagdapgov Logsterham's Holy Commandments

1. Always help foxes in need.

2. Always treat pigs with great respect.

3. Never talk about dark matter.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Quagdapgov Logsterham in the centre of the settlement.