Fatbarnbamtapshavfabmet is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, generous camel.

Fatbarnbamtapshavfabmet created a bottom quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fatbarnbamtapshavfabmet, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fatbarnbamtapshavfabmet, she will turn you into a tree.

Fatbarnbamtapshavfabmet's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Fatbarnbamtapshavfabmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. You must never eat beans.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.