Leggovbatbid is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, almighty rhinoceros.

Leggovbatbid created the cosmos nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Leggovbatbid, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Leggovbatbid, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Leggovbatbid's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Leggovbatbid's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Leggovbatbid five times a day.

2. Never wear purple hats.

3. Never think about quantum gravity near ants while wearing gray corsets and balancing three silver spheres on your chest.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. You must never eat tomatoes.