Dissisdunfat Dinbempitcebhasriptaf is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, staggering hydra.

Dissisdunfat Dinbempitcebhasriptaf created a strange quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dissisdunfat Dinbempitcebhasriptaf, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dissisdunfat Dinbempitcebhasriptaf, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dissisdunfat Dinbempitcebhasriptaf's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Dissisdunfat Dinbempitcebhasriptaf's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat parsnips.

2. Never talk about grasshopers.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Hide from indigo nematodes for they are unholy.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.