Dobbotlam is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unsympathetic hydra.

Dobbotlam created Mount Everest nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dobbotlam, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dobbotlam, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dobbotlam's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Dobbotlam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight otters in a large pit.

2. Feed all hungry tapirs.

3. Never feed nuts to nematodes while wearing yellow shorts.

4. You must pray to Dobbotlam five times a day.

5. Never look at black holes.