Bifdobmip is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, contented penguin.

Bifdobmip created time and space five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bifdobmip, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bifdobmip, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bifdobmip's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Bifdobmip's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never wear coats.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Bifdobmip on top of all buildings.

5. Do not listen to music.