Cinyarfon is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, unsympathetic mink.

Cinyarfon created parasitic wasps six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinyarfon, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cinyarfon, he will have a low opinion of you.

Cinyarfon's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Cinyarfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt shrews.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Always stare at clouds.