Mitmigort is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, astonishing butterfly.

Mitmigort created the solar system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitmigort, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mitmigort, she will refuse to believe in you.

Mitmigort's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Mitmigort's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not eat bread.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near pigs while wearing white hats and balancing five zinc spheres on your hands.
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