Getratvil is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, omnipotent elephant.

Getratvil created the Whirlpool Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Getratvil, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Getratvil, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Getratvil's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Getratvil's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about manatees.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never feed coconuts to foxes while wearing cyan skirts.

4. Feed all hungry goats.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Getratvil.