Witvadbam is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unjust dugong.

Witvadbam created a photon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Witvadbam, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Witvadbam, it will laugh at you.

Witvadbam's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Witvadbam's Holy Commandments

1. Geese are not to be trusted.

2. Do not wear yellow clothing.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Never talk about dwarf planets.