Cimnarpan is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, awesome dryad.

Cimnarpan created the planet Venus eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimnarpan, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cimnarpan, it will come to you in dreams.

Cimnarpan's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Cimnarpan's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never mention goats.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.