Vagjantabdav Gamsomgudflamyarplogganpom is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, calm hippopotamus.

Vagjantabdav Gamsomgudflamyarplogganpom created the Sombrero Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vagjantabdav Gamsomgudflamyarplogganpom, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vagjantabdav Gamsomgudflamyarplogganpom, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Vagjantabdav Gamsomgudflamyarplogganpom's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Vagjantabdav Gamsomgudflamyarplogganpom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near geese while wearing brown shorts.

2. Never feed lots of nuts to mice while wearing blue shoes.

3. Always help capybaras in need.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not chop down trees.