Canhunyarl is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, grumpy whale.

Canhunyarl created gold five million years ago.

If you believe in Canhunyarl, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Canhunyarl, he will cry a lot.

Canhunyarl's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Canhunyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never look at dwarf planets.

3. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Pray towards the north.