Vigfabfeb is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, pitiless porpoise.

Vigfabfeb created the Whirlpool Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigfabfeb, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vigfabfeb, it will turn you into a goat.

Vigfabfeb's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Vigfabfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mice.

2. Never eat tomatoes.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Vigfabfeb.

5. Do not wear orange clothing.