Hasbet is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, charitable rat.

Hasbet created a Higgs boson seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hasbet, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hasbet, he will have a low opinion of you.

Hasbet's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Hasbet's Holy Commandments

1. Always help birds.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always pray immersed in water.