Nibnabved Rullpomtetti is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, all-powerful seal.

Nibnabved Rullpomtetti created the Small Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Nibnabved Rullpomtetti, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nibnabved Rullpomtetti, he will curse you with boils.

Nibnabved Rullpomtetti's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Nibnabved Rullpomtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not speak about beans.

3. Never mention tortoises.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Do not keep five grasshopers in a large pit.