Funranhug is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, clever horse.

Funranhug created energy two years ago.

If you believe in Funranhug, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Funranhug, it will destroy your favourite star.

Funranhug's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Funranhug's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into blue rooms.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

4. Never mention tortoises.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.