Badzaksis is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, effective zebra.

Badzaksis created tapeworms three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badzaksis, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Badzaksis, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Badzaksis' most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Badzaksis' Holy Commandments

1. Never go into black rooms.

2. Feed all hungry monkeys.

3. Do not kill moths.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Badzaksis.