Gigflycin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, calm troll.

Gigflycin created the Black Eye Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gigflycin, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gigflycin, she will turn you into a dog.

Gigflycin's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Gigflycin's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Gigflycin.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.