Gantikspag is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, impressive walrus.

Gantikspag created the solar system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gantikspag, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gantikspag, he will turn you into a slug.

Gantikspag's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Gantikspag's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Gantikspag.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Feed all hungry voles.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Learn seven new languages a year.