Sawrantig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, caring capybara.

Sawrantig created the Black Eye Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawrantig, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sawrantig, he will be very unhappy.

Sawrantig's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Sawrantig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Sawrantig in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Feed all hungry whales.

4. Do not keep seven horses in a large pit.

5. Do not hurt voles.