Tar is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, smart wolf.

Tar created Mount Everest three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tar, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tar, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Tar's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Tar's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mice.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Tar on top of all buildings.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.