Limcanveg is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, thoughtless jellyfish.

Limcanveg created everything that exists three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Limcanveg, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Limcanveg, it will be very unhappy.

Limcanveg's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Limcanveg's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Limcanveg.

2. Do not eat lemons.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Limcanveg loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

5. Never think about special relativity near eagles while wearing white shorts and balancing four gold spheres on your back.