Legfasdibtalwadquamtarpfod is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, unfair salamander.

Legfasdibtalwadquamtarpfod created the Sol system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Legfasdibtalwadquamtarpfod, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Legfasdibtalwadquamtarpfod, he will not invite you to parties.

Legfasdibtalwadquamtarpfod's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Legfasdibtalwadquamtarpfod's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Legfasdibtalwadquamtarpfod.

4. Learn three new languages a year.

5. Do not dye your hair brown.
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