Wapmiftarg is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, bad-tempered penguin.

Wapmiftarg created the Whirlpool Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Wapmiftarg, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wapmiftarg, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Wapmiftarg's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Wapmiftarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear stockings.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Do not hurt gulls.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.