Mansisflam is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, uncaring seal.

Mansisflam created an electron four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mansisflam, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Mansisflam, she will turn you into a worm.

Mansisflam's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Mansisflam's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peanuts.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not kill swans.

5. Do not hurt moths.