Nadmapapp is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, fussy alligator.

Nadmapapp created the universe seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadmapapp, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nadmapapp, it will turn you into a frog.

Nadmapapp's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Nadmapapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never feed spinach to cats while wearing blue kilts.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never think ill of sick snakes.