Negrulbot is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, resourceful goat.

Negrulbot created the world five million years ago.

If you believe in Negrulbot, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Negrulbot, she will throw large rocks at you.

Negrulbot's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Negrulbot's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always help sick aardvarks.

3. Retreat if five snails approach from the west.

4. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

5. Do not kill otters.