Jopgebfit is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, ill-tempered dragonfly.

Jopgebfit created matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Jopgebfit, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Jopgebfit, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Jopgebfit's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Jopgebfit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

2. Never paint your back mauve.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Jopgebfit loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.