Lenpinfarnlimlinveg is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, all-powerful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Lenpinfarnlimlinveg created energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lenpinfarnlimlinveg, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Lenpinfarnlimlinveg, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Lenpinfarnlimlinveg's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Lenpinfarnlimlinveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Always wear mauve.

3. Always treat bats with great respect.

4. Never paint your chest cyan.

5. Never mention foxes.