Kamcadominkintun is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, tranquil dragonfly.

Kamcadominkintun created water seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kamcadominkintun, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kamcadominkintun, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Kamcadominkintun's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Kamcadominkintun's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Never mention moths.

3. Do not hurt tortoises.

4. Never run in the presence of pigs.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.