Flisjipgup is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, omnipotent cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Flisjipgup created the universe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisjipgup, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flisjipgup, it will turn you into a duck.

Flisjipgup's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Flisjipgup's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never think ill of sick snails.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never hurt horses.