Cubnulbot is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, fussy gorilla.

Cubnulbot created the planet Saturn six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubnulbot, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cubnulbot, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cubnulbot's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Cubnulbot's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Hide if nine gulls approach from the west.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always pray immersed in water.