Linbomdam is a god.

It takes the form of a large, prudent fairy.

Linbomdam created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.

If you believe in Linbomdam, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Linbomdam, it will turn you into a sheep.

Linbomdam's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Linbomdam's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never wear pink dresses.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never mention eagles.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.