Wonstanfeddabfad is a god.

She takes the form of a large, astonishing clam.

Wonstanfeddabfad created the Milkyway eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wonstanfeddabfad, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wonstanfeddabfad, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Wonstanfeddabfad's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Wonstanfeddabfad's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Wonstanfeddabfad.

2. Never feed coconuts to ducks while wearing white rings.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never think about amino acids.