Fadrigbit is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely large, fast
chinchilla.
Fadrigbit created the Andromeda Galaxy four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fadrigbit, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Fadrigbit, it will send four elephants to rub you out.
Fadrigbit's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.
Fadrigbit's Holy Commandments1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.
2. Do not hurt whales.
3. Run away from violet doves, for they are unholy.
4. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Fadrigbit in the centre of the settlement.
5. Never feed wheat to dolphins while wearing dresses.