Fadrigbit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, fast chinchilla.

Fadrigbit created the Andromeda Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadrigbit, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fadrigbit, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Fadrigbit's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Fadrigbit's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Do not hurt whales.

3. Run away from violet doves, for they are unholy.

4. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Fadrigbit in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never feed wheat to dolphins while wearing dresses.