Bitbenab is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, happy deer.

Bitbenab created the Large Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitbenab, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bitbenab, he will throw large rocks at you.

Bitbenab's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Bitbenab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Bitbenab on top of all buildings.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.