Mobhonpid is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, temperamental newt.

Mobhonpid created gold six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mobhonpid, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mobhonpid, he will turn you into a slug.

Mobhonpid's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Mobhonpid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear pink clothing.

2. Never eat bananas.

3. Never go into orange rooms.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mobhonpid.

5. Never wear skirts.