Mitgetgom is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, awe-inspiring dugong.

Mitgetgom created a quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitgetgom, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Mitgetgom, it will have a low opinion of you.

Mitgetgom's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Mitgetgom's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.